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Mary
Olive
Mary & Olive
A Digital Friendship Story
Analyzing 2 years and 8 months of digital conversations (aka evidence that the internet can be wholesome).
12,847
Messages
312
Photos
4,219
Emojis Exchanged
The Blueprint
Connection by Numbers
📅 Busiest Days
May 23, 2023
Mary's Birthday
247
Dec 24, 2022
Christmas Eve
198
Jul 15, 2023
Olive's job news
187
⚖️ Message Balance
Mary50.7%
Olive49.3%
Hieroglyphics
Your Emoji Epic
Mary's Top 4
😂
❤️
😭
🤦♀️
Olive's Top 4
🍷
🎉
🤔
🔥
Dominant Emoji
😂
Used 428 times (mostly by Mary)
Ghost Town Weeks
Digital Silences
📉 Longest Gap
14 Days
Jul 3–17, 2022 · vacations
💔 How Silences End
“Hey stranger 😊”Mary's typical re-opener
“So much to tell you!”Olive's typical re-opener
Most common breaker: memes (42%)
The Tapestry
What You Talk About
Memes & Silly Stuff28%
Work & Career24%
Relationships & Dating18%
Family & Personal16%
Silly vs Serious
58% Funny vs 42% Deep
Chronology
When Worlds Align
3pm – 7pm
Peak Interaction Window (Post-work decompression)
🌅 Early Bird vs Night Owl
Mary (Morning)65% first texts
Olive (Night)72% last texts
Milestones
Digital Memories
First Conversation: Mar 14, 2022
First Voice Note: Apr 2, 2022 (3:42 long)
First Meme War: Aug 12, 2022 (87 total)
First Video Call: May 15, 2022 (1h 22m)
47
Longest Streak
3:47
Latest chat AM
The Style
How You Chat
📝 Message Length
Mary: Avg 42 words
"The Novelist" – Detail oriented paragraph sender.
Olive: Avg 18 words
"The Rapid-Fire" – Bullet point energy.
“Remember when we thought we’d run out of things to talk about? 😂”
“Haha never happens”
“Not with us”
Care Package
What You Shared
87
Spotify Links
52
YouTube Clips
😂 Meme Economy
417
Total Memes Sent
📂
Vibe Check
Emotional Reports
62%
Positive 😊
28%
Neutral 😐
🤗 Support System
460 times
You hyped each other up during big life shifts.
The Lexicon
Our Secret Language
🗣️ Inside Jokes
“Avocado incident” (47x)
“Coffee shop guy” (22x)
“Potato salad” (12x)
“Wine o’clock” (32x)
👥 Nicknames
Mary
Queen, Mare-Bear
Olive
Ollie, Wise One
Friendship Score
98%
“From mutuals to inseparable.”
Final Verdict
Mary: The Heart
Olive: The Mind
Together you form one fully functional human being. Nice flex.
Cheers to more deep talks & memes. 🥂